Wednesday, April 04, 2012

I'm watching...

So I am one of the most observant people you'll ever meet. The kind that'll remember you wore that same shirt 2ce last week and the kind that'll remember a name or a face years after the fact. I guess it comes in handy when you work a job where missing one small detail could cost you your profession and every penny in your pocket. But let me tell you, one thing I am double observant about is the hubby's eyes and where he places them....lol. Let me explain, its not what you think...

stare

I've always said that I know the hubster wouldn't cheat on me; it's not because I am the cutest think in town ( which I am btw) or have the curviest curves (FYI,i got that too lol)but because of one thing: he fears God! and that is the biggest security that I'll ever need. What I mean by where the hubster lays his eyes is paying attention to what he likes in/on other chicks.

Hubster: oh, did you see those shoes on that girl
Me: Hmmm ( nonchalant) what, which one?( not even looking up) oh i must have missed it
Hubster: oh, never mind I just saw these shoes this girl was wearing and I thought how cute they would look on you.
Me: oh, maybe next time...

My peeps...na lie!!!

ANGRY TEXTING

From the time he said "Did you.." Omo, I don scope the chick's legs, magnified and scanned the shoes, uploaded it into my eyes and downloaded it into my brain. I've saved a picture in my hard drive and while I'm saying "oh, maybe next time" I'm already on my phone googling the shoes. LOL...

Let me confess something...I HATE my hubby admiring anything on another woman..HATE, HATE, HATE , HATE. He does it maybe 2x a yr but when he does it, my hair stands on an end.

To be honest, there are pros to this. For one thing, it gives me more insight into the things the hubster likes and gives me ideas on how to spruce things up ( hairstyle, accessories, shoes etc) but the con side to this is that it just makes me want to scream..."Carry your eye comot jo!"...lol.

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I'm Kidding.....lol...just kidding!!

I know it could be worse, there are married guys who are still using style to scope other chicks even with their wives right next to them! kai!


Musings atop the potter's wheel...

6 comments:

Abi Tobi said...

loool! I love how u re honest.. those eyes on here re scary btw

Destiny - Yankeenaijachick + Success said...

this post is funny, my sister you are thinking too much.

Some men can be funny but I doubt your husband was checking out the other lady, don't even stress it. How was your Easter, hope all is well

SAMUEL EKUNDAYO said...

hahhaha... I so enjoyed reading this post ma. U know my favourite part?

"Omo, I don scope the chick's legs, magnified and scanned the shoes, uploaded it into my eyes and downloaded it into my brain. I've saved a picture in my hard drive and while I'm saying "oh, maybe next time" I'm already on my phone googling the shoes. LOL..."

I was sharing with my fiance the other day about how I would love her to start wearing mini skirts with leggings inside them. She literally screamed and was like "Honey, you have changed". Truth is, I used to not like my lady wearing anything close to a trouser talk less of leggins in the past but since I got to NZ, I see ladies wear it and it just resonates with something on my inside. Funny enough, whenever I admire things on ladies, I think about my woman in those things. Not like lusting after those ladies. So, I'm moved to talk to her about it.

Wait, is that a good thing? haha

God bless you for this post, ma. Thanks for always sharing with us. Happy Easter in Arrears ma.

- LDP

In the midst of her said...

Abi dear: those eyes no fit miss nada! Lol

Chibabe: lol... I know my hubby is mine. Nothing on this earth fit change that mehn! Lol

Sir mi Sam: there is abs nutting wrong with that! !! You are a man who's in love... Hmmm, I think you just inspired a post. Gen gen! To be continued!

Ms. Yellow Sisi Unspoken said...

hehe you got me laughing...i like your style jare keep it up mrs. curviest curves lol.

Daughter of Her King said...

LOOOL..


loves ur blog and how u cool u are sound from it...


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